@joeljeffrey: When I tickle my imaginary friend, people think Im casting spells
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@KBChicken75: "To each their own" Translation ~ one of us is right, and well... the other one is you.
@bridger_w: When I die, please bury me wrapped in a sheet. That way I won't have to look for one when I become a ghost
@RoosterMustache: HER: I love sweater weather ME: *holding up an umbrella to protect us from falling sweaters* It's that time of year again already?!
@othersome: the waiter grinds me some pepper. "tell me when." i never say 'when'. the restaurant and the city fill with pepper. sky turns black w/ peppr