@joeljeffrey: When I tickle my imaginary friend, people think Im casting spells
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@DannyZuker: Just getting romantic with the wife when our slow cooker set off our smoke alarm so yes, I was crock blocked.
@chris_isloi: When you give someone a present, unless you say "open it", they're legally not allowed to look inside.
@MartaEffing: I'm pretty sure the chick at this drive thru had me repeat, 'I'll take a number two', multiple times so she could laugh at me.