@badbanana: When I want something a little healthier than an ice cream sandwich, I usually go for an ice cream salad.
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@bfrosty04: Just ran over my neighbors cat. In fairness, though, the damn thing probably thought he was safe when he made it to the porch.
@Terdoh: I typed "Cigarettes" in the search bar and it said "No Matches". The universe has spoken.
@Philosopherbing: Actual warning I saw in a pamphlet: "You may be at risk for throat cancer if you have a throat or mouth." Oh shit....
@MissNaughty1801: Me:what did daddy say when he broke his phone? 7y:can I repeat swear words? Me: no 7y: he said nothing then