@bfrosty04: Just ran over my neighbors cat. In fairness, though, the damn thing probably thought he was safe when he made it to the porch.
@Terdoh: I typed "Cigarettes" in the search bar and it said "No Matches".
The universe has spoken.
@Philosopherbing: Actual warning I saw in a pamphlet:
"You may be at risk for throat cancer if you have a throat or mouth."
Oh shit....
@MissNaughty1801: Me:what did daddy say when he broke his phone?
7y:can I repeat swear words?
Me: no
7y: he said nothing then
@JustHadOneJob: Have you ever been so upset you cried in Spanish.
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