@iGreenMonk: When I was a child, I wanted to be a surgeon. But apparently I was too young!!
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@bingowings14: I've turned the wifi off. The 15yo's world has ended. I feel like one of the 4 Horseman of the Apocalypse. Conquest, War, Famine & Dad.
@pleatedjeans: I'll never forget my 8th grade teacher. She was a 12-foot snake monster. Had 4 heads. Ate 7 desks. Killed a kid. Really made an impression.
@iGreenMonk: I just wish my ex-wife could look down from Heaven and see me now. But no, she's still alive.