@iGreenMonk: When I was a child, I wanted to be a surgeon. But apparently I was too young!!
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@Dutch_50: Me: What did she say about me? Friend: She said you ask too many questions Me: She said that? Too many questions? Really? Me? ...What else?
@murrman5: [to pharmacist getting my pills that make me stop talking about ET] long day? "ugh I can't wait to go home" know who else wanted to go home
@gerryhallcomedy: "I really wish I could squeeze that piano over and over" - guy who invented the accordion