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@ericsshadow: When I was a kid I had to say "yes, sir" and "no, sir." My son just threatened to call 911 because I'm making him eat a hotdog.

When I was a kid I had to say “yes, sir” and “no, sir.”  My son just threatened to call 911 because I’m making him eat a hotdog.

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