@jakefromstfarm3: When I was a kid I made all of my toys watch Toy Story so that they knew I was on to them.
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@CaniacMONK: *Works out on rowing machine *Breaks rowing machine *Doesn't know own strength *Buys Doritos to celebrate *Can't open bag
@OhNoSheTwitnt: Sorry I commented on that video of your kid taking his first steps with "aw look you taught it how to walk on its hind legs!"
@AsgardianRose: Me at 16: No one can tell me what to do with my life. Me at 36: Someone please tell me what to do with my life.
@EliseRose5: Mom wants me to have a baby girl with blonde hair and blue eyes.And I want a sane mother who isn't oblivious to my Italian bloodline.