@jakefromstfarm3: When I was a kid I made all of my toys watch Toy Story so that they knew I was on to them.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@Underchilde: The scariest thing about the Cold War was the threat of getting stuck inside a bunker with your spouse.
@iwearaonesie: If you start smacking people with your wife's purse she won't ask you to hold it for her anymore
@SilleVio: Joined a street protest. Suddenly a shot, panic and everybody started running. 3 hours and a gold medal later I realised it was a marathon