@kumailn: When I was a kid, I really thought piranhas were going to be pretty much a daily concern.
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@kwirkyKerri: Of course I'm not leaving. I'm just going to step outside for a minute. (Runs to car)
@2014longview: If you carry a baseball bat in your car, you should carry a glove too. Your lawyer will thank you.
@KatMcSnatch: Tip for twitter newbies: Before you start using twitter, please make sure this is really what you want to do with the rest of your life.