@kumailn: When I was a kid, I really thought piranhas were going to be pretty much a daily concern.
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@markleggett: If your rice accidentally gets wet, you can dry it out overnight by placing it in a bowl of cellphones.
@AndrewNadeau0: DATE: Tell me about yourself ME: I own 7 pens! D: I meant, like, something personal M:*Sadly* I lie about how many pens I own to impress ppl