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@PabloGSerski: When I was a kid. I used to come home drunk & beat my Dad.
@TitaniumToplass: It's impossible to slowly tiptoe around without activating T-Rex arms.
@dafloydsta: *tear runs down cheek
"Why are all these people dead on the inside?"
"Sir, this is a morgue."
@krustythe_klown: I will put you in your place. -me to everything because OCD
@therealeatwood: BAD COP: Throw the book at him.
GOODREADS COP: OK! Check out Ruby, the beautiful and devastating debut novel by Cynthia Bond. ★★★½
@Kyle_Lippert: Steps to getting into her pants:
1) Wait for her to fall asleep
2) Take her pants off
3) Put them on yourself
4) Find a top that matches