@JennyJohnsonHi5: When I was a kid I was so afraid of being kidnapped until my mom assured me there was no way in Hell anyone would ever want to take me.
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@IvoryGazelle: *Abandons ship* *Ship gets adopted* *Tracks down ship in adulthood* *Ship is happy and wants nothing to do with me*
@DaddyJew: 6: can u get me a drink? Me: no, you're 6yo. You can get your own drink 6: fine *goes to fridge Me: while ur there can u grab me a beer?
@Marlebean: I can do this parenting thing with 2 hands tied behind my back! because they're holding me hostage