@OfficeofSteve: when I was little, I drugged the milk to catch Santa. Next morning I found my dad passed out on the stairs. Well played Santa..
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@notalogin: [God making a planet for the first time and just constantly screwing things up] Ugh, first world problems.
@JoParkerBear: UK: Hey u ok USA: What UK: I saw what happened USA: Im fine, nothing happened Canada: Hey I know what I said before but you can't stay over
@CatherineLMK: The adult life I imagined as a child involved less laundry and more group dance numbers.