@OfficeofSteve: when I was little, I drugged the milk to catch Santa. Next morning I found my dad passed out on the stairs. Well played Santa..
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@shutupmikeginn: A 5-year-old just asked me if I’d ever heard of algae. You bet I have you little weirdo!
@_sanshandle: I'm not an animal expert but feeding your pet chimp Chinese food doesn't seem right. Then again, neither does owning a pet chimp.
@lovemydogduck: Starbucks really isn't that expensive when compared to what Victoria's Secret charges per cup