@ladyfiredancer: When I was younger MTV actually played videos. That's what the M stands for. Music. Not Maternity, Motherhood or Moron.
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@FatBottomGirl1: Acupuncture for weight loss huh? I've had little pricks before, and they never helped me work off any pounds.
@ch000ch: it's always sad when you have to take your sick goldfish out to the pasture and shoot it in the head.
@jmhuntsinger: Judging by the quality of some of your tweets I can tell this isn't the first time you've failed in life.
@perlapell: Hey Young Girls, when a first date suggests you two go to "your place", take him to Target.