@ladyfiredancer: When I was younger MTV actually played videos. That's what the M stands for. Music. Not Maternity, Motherhood or Moron.
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@brittwastaken: Soccer mom:Is that apple organic? Me:No idea. SM: I hope you know the pesticides they spray on those will kill you. Me:*slowly licks apple*
@stephenjmolloy: "Genetically modified food is very much safe for human consumption" the tomato on my plate reassuringly explained to me.
@DrainBamagedHD: Hey, people who leave the volume on an odd, non divisible by 5 number, how do you live with yourselves?!