@TheMichaelRock: When I'm a ghost, I'm just gonna go around unplugging phones while people sleep.
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@d_duhwit: Car salesman: and it has a back up camera Me: Cool, where's the main camera? Cs: Sorry no this is for backing up Me: Ah, to the cloud Cs: no
@AdriannaLaCervx: I squish my belly fat around during serious conversations because I have intimacy issues.
@ComedicBust: Role playing is fun, but I'm starting to wonder why my girlfriend will only let me dress up as my brother Randy.