@joeljeffrey: When I'm at the mall, I carry a purse around so people think I have a girlfriend
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@KevinFarzad: FYI guys: If a girl plays w/ her hair while talking to u, it means she has an itchy scalp, possibly lice. Stay away, it is very contagious.
@WhatevaConc: A surprise Hunger Games competition for everyone who makes eye contact with me today in the office.
@loribuckmajor: Husband said our electricity bills are too high need to cut back so I asked him to move.
@MatCro: "Chest, chest, chest and chest, chest and chest" - T-Rex singing "Head, shoulders, knees and toes".