@joeljeffrey: When I'm at the mall, I carry a purse around so people think I have a girlfriend
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@ladyfiredancer: When I was younger MTV actually played videos. That's what the M stands for. Music. Not Maternity, Motherhood or Moron.
@NicestHippo: "Instagram announced they will allow users to see who viewed their profile..." *wakes up in cold sweat*
@VancityReynolds: Being a father is the single greatest feeling on earth. Not including those wonderful years I spent without a child, of course.