@JayMindX: "When I'm dead, I'd like you to buy a $9,000 box and throw it down a hole."
@BoogTweets: Date: you know that was just a filter, right?
Me: *upset she’s not part puppy* it’s fine, I’m fine
@DeanOkay: I went on the treadmill for 30 minutes today. Tomorrow I will turn it on.
@ericsshadow: [first date]
HIM: Can I call you sometime?
HER: [slowly slides napkin over phone] You can't... I lost my phone
@Jewbekah: Your tattoo says "only god can judge me" yet here i am....
@shariv67: Got so wasted last night, had to take a train home. And now I can't figure out how to return it.