@JayMindX: "When I'm dead, I'd like you to buy a $9,000 box and throw it down a hole."
@StcyBnsn: You know what bothers me? When people assume you're homeless cause you're asleep on the street and your pants are gone..
@SortaBad: I've upped my game so now instead of buying women at the bar drinks I buy them a pony
@GroovyCheese: 4 words. 5 syllables. Easy to say. Hard to prove. ''I am a zebra.''
or not B2...
That might be the number.
--Shakespearean Bingo Caller
@hrtbps: Interviewer: So when did you decide you wanted to be a sumo wrestler?
Me: When someone tried to get me onto the dancefloor at a wedding.