@Ohgoddessitsme: When I'm driving I listen to the country station because it makes me want to get to my destination faster.
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@KenJennings: Before the Internet, I guess I just assumed all my friends knew how to spell "definitely."
@zbinski: The best thing about owning a Smart Car is if you get too drunk at the bar you can just carry it home.
@TheQuietPsycho: I get caught zipping my pants up while standing beside the turkey just one time, and suddenly she never needs help in the kitchen anymore