@Token_Geezer: When I'm in a room full of toddlers, I can't help but scan it for potential serial killers
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@kelkulus: The coolest part of the bible is where one couple somehow populates the world by having kids from every race and ethnicity.
@CrissySpeaks79: My 7 year old son told me "You're the most beautiful mommy ever!" I asked him what he did and where's he hiding it.
@CVTBaby: Dating tip: Don't offer to pay. It's a sign of weakness. Build trust through mutual agreement to steal. No one suspects the "happy couple."
@PaigeKellerman: Way back when, I thought technology would look more like flying cars and less like me yelling "The laptop's not a touch screen," at my kids.