@KyleMcDowell86: When I'm in an elevator with a stranger I generally hold their hand to let them know that they're safe
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@Mindless4Miles: Before seeing why your toddler has been quiet for 10 mins it's best to first call the plumber and write your apology letter to the landlord.
@AlexvanBeek: "No. No birthdays, Christmas or modern medicine.. But you sure do make great friends going door-to-door" *Door slams - Jehova's Witnesses
@crunchenhancer: What's the difference between carbon monoxide and spouses? Carbon monoxide is a silent killer.
@jus4golf: My wife said she for Lent she was giving up eating meat. I thought she did that after the wedding vows.