@Stellacopter: When I'm out with my kids and I see an x-boyfriend I like to scare him by saying "Don't make eye contact with daddy."
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@AndrewNadeau0: GENIE:3 wishes ME:Can I wish for more? G:No M:I wish u couldn’t count G:Done. How many do u have left? M:A billion G: M: G:That sounds right
@daplusk: Sometimes late at night in bed i wonder what life choices do i have to make to be the guy who says 'yeah' in the background of hip hop songs
@AndrewNadeau0: WRITER: It's a kids movie about a woman trying to kill & skin a puppy. PRODUCER: That's horrific! W: What if it was 101 puppies? P:…Go on
@PuncherJetpack: Not saying obamacare is perfect but the data doesn't lie. With Obamacare there've been zero Hitlers. Before obamacare there was at least one