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@Smooheed: When I'm pushing the twins in the pram and someone asks me if they're mine

I say 'no, they're for my collection' and run as fast as I can

When I’m pushing the twins in the pram and someone asks me if they’re mine 

I say ‘no, they’re for my collection’ and run as fast as I can

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