@IMBeanz: When I'm really bored at work I like to write "I'm watching you" on the toilet paper a few squares in just to mess with people.
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@causticbob: I was kicked out of a strip club last night for throwing twenty quid at one of the strippers. Ok, I admit it was in pound coins.
@TheRealRHB: Feeding some weed to the turkey so it will already be baked when we kill it... Will save sooo much time !
@Skullcat: My autopsy is going to be surprising as hell because I am 100% filled with mashed potatoes