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@michaelianblack: When is carotene going to get out of beta mode?
@Michael_Erhart: "Please don't make a scene." -Horrible movie director
@TheBoydP: I'm guessing whoever said "There's no point beating a dead horse" has never been in a zombie apocalypse.
@dance_blessed: Eat 70,000 small meals each day to keep your metabolism going strong.
@Tommytoughstuff: [Bank robbery]
*Other robbers jump into getaway van* "DRIVE! DRIVE! DRIVE!"
"Okie dokie." * Starts to adjust mirrors*
@fro_vo: *running from cops*
Me: hey wait hold up if we're gonna do this i really should be wearing my fitbit
Cop: yeah me too good idea