@tastefactory: When Leo said, "To all my friends, you know who you are" he was talking about the bear
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@iamburtjarvis: [confessional] me: father, gooey naan. father: what's gooey naan? me: nothing much. what's goin' on with you?
@Adar79Angie: I wish my car ran on shattered dreams instead of gas. I'd be able to make it to Canada on my failed ninja goals alone.
@dumbbeezie: How to handle a one night stand the next morning 1. Put on Titanic 2. He's gone, that's it