@RatBatallion: When life gives you lemons just be thankful it wasn't herpes .
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@iwearaonesie: my wife can find a stain on my shirt from across the room but can't see the mailbox when she's backing up?
@zachreinert03: People think having 5 sets of grandparents rules as kid on Xmas, and it does, but you pay for it on the back end having to go to 97 funerals
@fro_vo: Evil Queen: mirror- Hand Mirror: what Evil Queen: mirror- Hand Mirror: WHAT Evil Queen: on the wall Hand Mirror: oh shit sorry