@WilliamAder: When making small talk at a tweet-up, avoid using the word "fungus."
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@alexisthenedd: trump may have a point about video game violence, ever since skyrim came out i've been climbing to high elevations and shouting bears off of cliffs and i don't think it's a coincidence
@beefman138: "Wow, that's great!" ~ Me, not paying attention, and hoping you didn't just tell me your Grandma died.
@envydatropic: *Switches between 4 different news channels for an hour* Has literally no idea what's going on in the world