@Carbosly: When my boss asks me if I can "take a stab at this", I always hope she'll point to that coworker we all hate.
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@HelmdawgE: My signature move is asking a co-worker wearing a suit on dress down Fridays, "how did the job interview go?" in front of everyone.
@JustinSayne722: Teacher: Who fought in the Civil War? Millennial student: Captain America and Iron Man. T: ....
@SCbchbum: When a couple I’m friends with splits up, I always choose sides with the one who won’t ask to sleep on my couch.
@shariv67: My husband said he bought the toupée for me, but then got upset when I put it on. I dont get men.