@Emma_HumbleBea: When my cat has an accident on the carpet, he hides to escape responsibility. It's a, "shit and run".
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@TheDairylandDon: The only spanish I know is from the song Feliz Navidad, so these last few days have been my time to shine.
@Majorboobage: 9: Dad, did you know that in some cultures the groom doesn't even know the bride until after they're married. Me: That's every culture son.