@man_spach: When my cats look out the window at another cat I like to pretend they're judging and disparaging it with little British accents.
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@MartaEffing: [Puzzle Group Therapy] Crossword: Just once, someone use a pen! Sudoku: Nobody likes math. Jigsaw: ..Then they glued me together! *sobs*
@Nikkeya08: Unfortunately Katy Perry, I couldn't fit in the skin tight jeans so instead of a teenage dream my husband gets Blair Witch.
@RadOrDie: I gave my friend a gluestick instead of chapstick last weekend and she's still not talking to me.
@hipstermermaid: "500 Days of Summer" was pretty good for a movie I was expecting to be about global warming.