@galiamango: When my phone rings, I stay very, very still. If I don't move, it can't see me.
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@Reverend_Scott: [kisses daughter goodnight] Sleep tight. "Daddy, where do babies come from?" Um, the Stork. [stork knocks on bedroom window] He's lying.
@Lipgloss_Nerd: Even in the darkest moments there's always a light at the end of the tunnel, but yours will probably be an oncoming freight train.
@Donna_McCoy: It's like campers and hikers don't understand that nature will come to you if you just don't mow the lawn.