@galiamango: When my phone rings, I stay very, very still. If I don't move, it can't see me.
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@unravelingfire: I'm like Harvard. Hard to get into, but once you're in, everyone is super impressed.
@thenatewolf: "You do realize it's a crime to lie in court, right?" *I think for a moment and then move my hands closer together*
@ehdannyboy: People that start a sentence with "Now I'm not trying to be rude" are either about to be rude, or about to sing Ignition by R Kelly.