@galiamango: When my phone rings, I stay very, very still. If I don't move, it can't see me.
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@GaryJanetti: I don't know why Russia is so homophobic. Most of the women there look like men anyway.
@Book_Krazy: *Steals parking spot from guy backing in* Him:*middle finger* Me: [rolls down window] I SEE THAT YOU'RE NOT MARRIED. I ALSO AM NOT MARRIED
@IamEnidColeslaw: today I went for a run & a homeless guy was like WHAT ARE YOU RUNNING FROM & I was like EVERYTHING