@galiamango: When my phone rings, I stay very, very still. If I don't move, it can't see me.
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@TFriss: If you watch Harry Potter backwards, Voldemort is really good at zapping people back to life and turning Harry into a baby.
@RandiLawson: Thanks for telling me your astrological sign, cause now I know a lot about your personality. Like you are a gullible dummy.
@LifeUnPinterest: Make it RAAAAIN!! ICE CREAM GUY: Ma'am, everyone gets the same amount of rainbow sprinkles.