@galiamango: When my phone rings, I stay very, very still. If I don't move, it can't see me.
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@macchiatonumb: *Me getting pulled over* Me:license and registration please? Guy police officer :I pulled u over.. Me:do u really want to argue with me?
@PinkCamoTO: How can anyone focus on world peace when we can't even get everyone to use the same date format?
@Landon8426: Setting a teachers salary based on student performance is akin to paying a zookeeper based on how well the monkeys are behaving.