@weinerdog4life: When one door closes another door opens, pretty sure my house is haunted, I sleep on the porch
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@Playing_Dad: If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you you may be in love with a boomerang.
@thepunningman: [murder scene] detective: "she drown?" cop: "after a blow to the head" d: "what's he doing?" me: [trying to draw chalk outline on river]