@mommy_cusses: When one door opens, another one opens, and then another, and another. Because kids.
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@KentWGraham: I don't understand how God can have Ten Commandments for the whole world, and my wife can have 152 just for our house.
@sliver_of: I love how once you hit 30 every conversation can be turned into a competition for how little effort was put into pulling a muscle.
@CakeThrottle: I still remember the first time I lied about being able to time travel. It was tomorrow.