@nealbrennan: When people are trending on twitter, I know that they died or said something racist.
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@TheAlexNevil: Whoever said "Just showing up is half the battle" (a) didn't understand battles and (b) probably died quickly after showing up.
@AristotlesNZ: This dog must been at some wild ass party last night. He still wearing a lampshade around his neck.