@nealbrennan: When people are trending on twitter, I know that they died or said something racist.
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@MickSnark: Using dog shampoo when I run out of cat shampoo because I ran out of human shampoo a week ago.
@wolfpupy: i was just about to ramp my car off a cliff into the ocean but then i remembered someone had told me to drive safe earlier