@Harpers_Halo: When people say they did something "like a boss" I just picture them doing it fatter and with less hair
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@johnfreiler: my friend's apartment building burned down so he's at his parents' and he still won't hang out with me. HOW MANY MORE FIRES DO I NEED TO SET
@runawaycupcake: If I had known what cleaning a toilet is like with a husband and two sons I would've become a lesbian.