@Harpers_Halo: When people say they did something "like a boss" I just picture them doing it fatter and with less hair
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@robdelaney: Tim Cook announces iPhone charger cord to be long enough to reach a socket, Apple stock price quadruples.
@rickolantern: My doctor said if I wanna drop a few pounds I'd have to stay away from carbs So I've been using this insanely long straw to drink beer
@seamussaid: I'm no political expert, but as far as I can tell the Republican strategy seems to be: "oh you think BUSH was terrible?"