@Harpers_Halo: When people say they did something "like a boss" I just picture them doing it fatter and with less hair
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@LoverOfComics94: Money doesn’t grow on trees. Your move, multinational agricultural biotechnology corporations.
@AndyAsAdjective: I've spent the better part of my day trying to figure out why "mustache" & "headache" don't rhyme.
@jumpdashark: My tombstone will read: If You Don't Know Me By Now, You Will Never Ever Ever Know Me.
@UniqueDude2: ME: fine, judge me. judge me for loving too much, for caring too much- JUDGE: you're on trial for murder ME: for murdering too much