@melpraktis: When people say "You look so familiar" responding with "Were we in prison together?" is almost always a conversation killer.
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@Tmoney68: [Getting ready to go out] Her: Is that what you’re wearing? Narrator: He thought it was, but he was wrong.
@AbbieEvansXO: Hostage: [screaming] Mafia boss: hurry up and tape his mouth! Me: [still trying to find the beginning of the tape on the roll]