@lucascomedian: When pigs fly they will have the most delicious wings.
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@krisv_723: Him: I just got stung. I'm allergic. Grab me my EpiPen. Me: Do you know how much those cost? Have a Benadryl.
@HallpassCanada: If you're a grown man walkin around with a winter hat that has animal ears I can tell that @ some point people used 2 take your lunch money
@EvilPandaX: I think at my age the next tattoo will be more responsible like a dragon across my back but doing his taxes.