@lucascomedian: When pigs fly they will have the most delicious wings.
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@GeorgeScumbag: Remember ladies. It goes from Twitter to Kik to Voxer to cell phone number to address to being dismembered in a motel bathtub.
@N0pantz: Hey, Dude who flips me off for honking at him in the parking lot, your groceries are on top of your car.