@TheGladStork: When rapping in my car, I hold my phone to my ear so passersby think I'm on an intense business call.
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@Ms_Moneypenny_: You are right, 27 is "just a number" but I'm looking for a man, not a boy. No offense. PS: Save my number... just in case I change my mind.
@hazelmotes1: *Watches sad movie* Wife: I like happy endings. Me: me too, but you have to tip more. Wife:... Me: twitter would have liked it.
@ddsmidt: A lady posted her grandmother's brownie recipe, so I tried making them. Turns out her grandma was a terrible cook