@TheGladStork: When rapping in my car, I hold my phone to my ear so passersby think I'm on an intense business call.
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@ibid78: Your first mistake was wearing heels in this dodgeball tournament, Jason. The second was thinking that they went with that dress.
@cluedont: You don't fully know your own strength until someone tries to pull you onto a dancefloor against your will.
@IAmKatieOrr: I wonder if both Wright Brothers were behind their inventions, or it was just one & their mother yelling "Wilbur, you include your brother!"