@ericsshadow: When someone in their 20's talks about "old people" they're talking about us.
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@ashmensch: *guy getting eaten by a shark* Guy: I just wanted to say I'm Vegan. Shark, spitting him out: Wtf man. I had you in my mouth & everything.
@Sourcoast: Turkey bacon is a lot like normal bacon except that IT'S NOT AND IT NEEDS TO GO BACK TO HELL, WHERE IT CAME FROM.
@rocknthepurple: My right eye is twitching like it's at some kind of techno dance party that the rest of me wasn't invited to.