@ericsshadow: When someone in their 20's talks about "old people" they're talking about us.
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@PaperWash: Dentist: ok open up "Well I guess it all started when my dad left..." Dentist: no I mean- Assistant: wait bill...let him finish
@iGreenMonk: There are two types of people in this world: 1)People who tried to move an object with their mind at least once 2)Liars
@Storminika: My kid needs me to help him with a report on any famous black scientist. Can we do Dr. Dre?
@Unkle_K: I hate that, you go to someone's wedding and they're asking "who invited you" my friend focus on your union and let me eat in peace