@Jimmy_Smacks: When someone says "We can still be friends" after a break up it's like saying..."The dog died but can we still keep it?"
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@kirstiealley: I thought I found a baby owl today that needed help. He was an adult pigmy owl who let me pick him up then clawed and bit me. He is free now
@realHamOnWry: You can lead a horse to water, but you have to work really, really hard to get him up on water skis.
@nettie0918: That moment the school calls because 15 was caught drinking at school and it's still the same principal that had to call your parents.
@runawaycupcake: Pretty sure Dora goes on crazy adventures with a monkey because her mom is on Twitter.