@Josievorenkamp: When someone starts a Facebook post with "there are no words..." You better get prepared because you're about to read a lot of words.
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@Mom_Overboard: *arriving home as my house burns down* Firefighter: I'm sorry ma'am. Your boyfriend didn't make it. Me: I know. It was built in the 80's.
@SondraDeeMe: I'm the Cinderella of finding one shoe at a sale and not finding the other and losing my own along the way.
@scottthetwat: The FBI agents that will eventually search your basement won't be able to sleep for a very long time.
@TheBoydP: All I'm saying is never ask a bald man if he remembers something off the top of his head.