@iLikeCatShirts: When someone tries to tell me they can't do something, I'm like "you ever hear of the Power of Grayskull?"
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@HelloJessicaFox: (My romance novel) “You have a pretty face,” he said. “Thank you,” she said, lifting up her bangs. “I’ve got even more face under here.”
@CarrieMayhem: Turn ons include impeccable spelling, proper use of grammar, affinity for board games, love of superheroes, and a huge... library.
@Pork_Chop_Hair: [Speed dating] Me: would you say you’re more of a cat person or a dog person? Black Panther: ... Are you serious right now?
@mellimelle: The older I get, the more I realize nobody is better than I am. Except people with statues of lions outside their house. They rule.