@AmyLouise84D: The only problem with being independent is I have to do everything myself.
@JediGigi: Him: You need to work on your communication skills
Me: [through megaphone right up in his face] PLEASE BE MORE SPECIFIC
@KyleMcDowell86: *rolls up on dance battle*
Sick moves bruh. You know who else had sick moves? Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ
*hands out pamphlets*
@TEXASVETERAN: I just swallowed my record player's needle and nothing's happened to me, nothing's happened to me, nothing's happened to me, nothing's happe
@shaztaberry: Daughter: dad Im a lesbian
Dad: Okay its cool
2nd daughter: dad I'm a lesbian too
Dad: Does ANYone in this family like guys?
Son: I do
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