@OctopusCaveman: When Sting dies I’m calling him Stung.
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@panmidwest: me: well, you know, change is inedible her: i think you mean inevitable me: *spitting out several nickels* nope
@SteveSuckington: Me: I need to sleep Ambien: do worms have buttholes? You should text your boss
@Leemanish: Bought the cheapest possible Mercedes yesterday 'cause I needed to use the bathroom at the dealership.
@H0TMessBarbie: I've finally reached the age where I can't function without my glasses...especially if they're empty.