@jwalkonthemoon: When the dryer buzzer scares you so bad you have to do another load of laundry.
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@xforcades2: 2002: “Don’t get in the car with strangers” “Don’t meet people from the internet” 2018: Uber
@davedittell: well, son, we named you after where you were conceived; that's why you're called The Frightening, Tyrannical Hellscape of Obama's America
@hasht4g: I wonder how long it will be before "You look like a million bucks" is an insult. #inflation