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@RexHuppke: When the priest says "Body of Christ" I say "Thanks, I've been working out."

Then I grab the cracker and run back to my seat.

When the priest says “Body of Christ” I say “Thanks, I’ve been working out.”

Then I grab the cracker and run back to my seat.

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