@DaddyJew: When you catch someone picking their nose it's important that you maintain eye contact so they know you know.
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@donni: When I die, I'm donating my body to Simons. I tell this to every Simon I meet. So far, they're not into it
@Thynebear: I imagine Hell is just a place where you watch a montage of people's hands you've shook that didn't wash them after they used the bathroom.