@BuckyIsotope: When you gaze into the abyss sometimes the abyss pats you gently on the hand and says she's just not that into you.
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@NervousJr: Whenever you're feeling really bad about yourself just remember, there's people that pay money to exercise.
@Sultani_Sails: Sorry I called the police when I saw you running, I didn't know you did that for fun.
@ericsshadow: My wife and I asked my son who he loves most. He pointed all around. I said he had to choose, then he told us he was pointing at the wifi.