@chris_isloi: When you give someone a present, unless you say "open it", they're legally not allowed to look inside.
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@notbedelia: When your wife says she needs a new broom it's best not to ask if she broke the last one in a crash landing.
@Pro_Jones_: (NASA) HQ: Good launch everyone. Astronaut: Uhh what's that buzzing noise? NASA Prankster: Definitely rocket noise and not bees.
@Tayallderdice: U can call me childish but When me and my ex broke up I used to go to her house ring the door bell and run away for few months