@chris_isloi: When you give someone a present, unless you say "open it", they're legally not allowed to look inside.
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@decentbirthday: Barista: Latte for Waldo Barista: Do we have a Waldo here Barista: Where's Waldo Me: *proudly nudging a stranger* I did that
@RexHuppke: My wife said the infinity scarf I got her is too small and I said: "That's mathematically impossible." Anyhoo, we're divorced now.
@KimmyMonte: Hey guys is your refrigerator running? Because I don't like any of the current presidential candidates
@NefuDaBoss: Everyone: If you keep listening to your music so loudly you'll be deaf by the time you're 20 Me: What