@chris_isloi: When you give someone a present, unless you say "open it", they're legally not allowed to look inside.
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@EJGomez: LAWYER 1: numbers never lie so I call numbers to the stand LAWYER 2: your honor I call shakiras hips to the stand JUDGE: damn lol
@NotthatAdamWest: When did intentionally misspelling words become a thing? Kewl? Gurl? You know what I dig? Literacy.
@ibid78: When life hands you lemons make sure those lemons aren't evidence in a murder that life's trying to frame you for.