@canadasandra: When you think about it, the little old man behind the curtain in Oz was the original catfish.
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@kumailn: "You calling them Nazis is what turned them into Nazis." I've been calling my cat a "gorgeous little muffin" for years so now I'm terrified.
@Amusitr0n: If someone's embarrassed just tell them an astronaut did the same thing. For example, "It's ok, Buzz Aldren once shit himself in an Arby's"
@EJGomez: satan: welcome me: this isnt so ba- satan: put these on me: are...are those jeans that didnt totally dry in the dryer satan: enjoy me: noooo