@canadasandra: When you think about it, the little old man behind the curtain in Oz was the original catfish.
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@laurenlapkus: I'm not kidding Santa is waiting outside my house til it's "late enough" to go down my chimney
@better_off_dad: Not to brag... ... but practically all of my arrest warrants are considered ‘outstanding’.
@VerifiedDrunk: I'll die fat, drunk & happy while you live healthy until you get run over by a bus... See ya at the cemetery!