@DOGGEAUX: when you try to move in a video game but you accidentalyl have the chat box open
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@Cheeseboy22: One thing you learn how to quickly do as a parent is to pretend to not have any money when you walk by vending machines.
@mrjohndarby: [1st date] Her: So, tell me about yourself Me: Well, I've got a black belt- Her: Oh! Me: ...and *looking down*.. brown shoes, gray socks...
@murrman5: [at divorce lawyer] bad news, currently all your husbands assets are frozen "he didn't" he bought 1547 copies of it, he must really hate you