@DOGGEAUX: when you try to move in a video game but you accidentalyl have the chat box open
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@ObscureGent: *God creating Eminem* This one will really hate his mom, but also be really obsessed with her spaghetti.
@SortaBad: All of my tattoos mean something. For example, the Chumbawamba lyrics on my rib cage mean I don't drink tequila anymore.
@Rollinintheseat: I hate it when I sit down on a warm public toilet seat and I have to set myself on fire.
@WheelTod: Not saying dogs are better than kids in every aspect; but good luck finding a kid willing to lick up his own vomit.