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@werehedgehog: When your baby cries, don't feed it. That's just what it expects you to do. You have to outsmart it.

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@melpraktis: Safe words are for quitters.

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@mxrk: Nice try, poison.

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@omgthatspunny: The best way to communicate with a fish is to drop them a line.

@meganamram: Idea: "Celebrity Price Is Right" where Gwyneth Paltrow guesses that loaves of bread cost $460

@JennyJohnsonHi5: I love the Olympics, but missing Dateline due to the Olympics sucks. One of these athletes better end up being a serial killer or something.

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