@PaperWash: When your girlfriend says "I love you" reply with "I love you more!" Because relationships are competitions that must be won.
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@HMittelmark: Have my doubts about this "smart water," considering how easily it's captured and bottled.
@dafloydsta: 1. OMG will this ever end? 2. OMG will this ever end? 3. OMG will this ever end? -top 3 things on my mind when I'm in a a conversation
@citizenkawala: Donald Trump has all the resources to be Batman. Instead, he chooses to be Donald Trump.