@timdonakowski: When your great-grandchildren call you racist for thinking all monkeys look the same.
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@SteveKoehler22: Snapchat is going public in March with a $30 billion IPO. Investors only hope the value of stock shares holds up longer than its snaps.
@fro_vo: Guy in Car: get out of my way idiot Guy in Crosswalk: pedestrians have the right of way Car Guy: this ain't Pedestria buddy this is America
@NintenDom: I bet the first guy to pee on someone's jellyfish sting was NOT trying to help them.
@RdrJay47: I'm sorry I hosed off your toddler as he walked by my house but I can't afford to get sick right now.